I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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