ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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