Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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