Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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