If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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