yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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