I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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