I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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