Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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