nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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