Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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