Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
another moral hangover. fuck.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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