The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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