he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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