and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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