respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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