I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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