I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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