Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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