Your tits are I can't wait for
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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