Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Randomize
