I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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