I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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