Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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