Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
