just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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