For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
tell me about the fingering
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