I cut my penus on the lid.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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