Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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