david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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