omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We don't watch enough power rangers
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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