Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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