awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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