so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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