I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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