also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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