I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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