Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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