My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
