Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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