Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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