8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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