I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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