Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do vagina's smell?
operation have a gay friend backfired
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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