that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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