so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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