She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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