i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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