Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no, he came in my armpit
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Houston, we have a squirter
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize
