idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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