Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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