I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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