the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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