I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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