yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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