ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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