I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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